Nanbaka Kanshu Riron!! ナンバカ看守理論!!

Anime: Nanbaka  ナンバカ

Artist: Shouma Yamamoto, Kimeru & Souichiro Hoshi 

Type: Insert

Romaji:

[Kenshirou] minami ni nami to kaite

[All] Nanba! warera o nameru na!  shūjin-tomo!

[Kenshirou] ‘tsuyoku tadashiku… sore ga seigi da.’

[Kiji] ‘utsukushiku, anta tachi o tataki na oshite ageru.’

[Samon] ‘ta no yatsura to chigatte ore wa yōsha shinei zo!’

[Kenshirou] nankō furaku no yōsai jō neko no ko ippiki tōsanai!

[Kiji] itsudatte kanpeki dakara akubi demo dechai sō

[Samon] demo kanarazu arawareru koko no kiritsu o midasu yatsura

[All] kyōmo kyō tote warera no sā chikara o misetsukero

[All] nuke dashita ratsuka maeru shokumu shikkō

[Kenshirou] ranbō?  ōbō?

[Kiji] iya sō de wa nai!

[All] seigi wa kore kurai ga chōdo yoi!

       hoka no sha no renchū ni wa sō makerarenai

       tokuni aitsu da sugoroku ichi!

[Kenshirou] sō daro

[Kiji] (sō yo ne!)

[Samon] sō da na

[Kiji] (honto ne!)

[All] warera nanbaka!

[Samon] korinai yatsura nya batsu o ataero

[All] chō. batsu. bō!

[Kiji] futatabi oshiete sodatete ageru wa

[All] sai. kyō. -iku!

[Kenshirou] minami ni nami to kaite

[All] Nanba! warera o nameru na!  shūjin-tomo!

[Samon] ‘13 no mon ni motarasu chitsujo’

              kore koso ga ore-ra no zettai ron

              nan-pen mo ichiichi ichiichi onaji koto o iwasu n janei

[Samon] ‘tobira o yaburu na!

[All] konrinzai!’

[Kiji] ‘rōya nuke dasu na!

[All] mondai gai! ’

[Kenshirou] ‘yoku kike kisamara. . .

[All] mō inai?!’ hansei ga tarinai na

[Kenshirou] kenrō kyōko no kyōiku jō kingen jicchoku sosaeti

[Kiji] koko de no hibi wa marude ‘ma ningen shimyureishon’

[Samon] -chan to shitagaeba ī mono o

             nani yara fushin na ugoki kanchi

[All] madamada koritenai muhō sha sā deban da ima iku zo

[All] nuke dashita ratsuka maete kyōiku jikkō

[Samon] risō?  kanpeki?

[Kiji] iya sonna mon janai!

[All] ‘majime’ nante kurai ja tsugunaenai!

       hoka no sha no shūjin mo sono subete o

       kitaenaosu zo Nanba keimu-sho

[Kenshirou] sō daro

[Kiji] (sō desho?)

[Samon] sō da na

[Kiji] (sō yo ne!)

[All] kore ga Nanbaka!

[All] nuke dashita atsuka maeru shokumu shikkō

[Kenshirou] ranbō?  ōbō?

[Kiji] iya sō de wa nai!

[All] seigi wa kore kurai ga chōdo yoi!

[All] ta no sha no renchū ni wa sō makerarenai

[Kenshirou] tokuni taido wa saiaku

[Kiji] baka ryoku dake no

[Samon] era sōna sugoroku ichi!

[Kenshirou] sō daro

[Kiji] (sō yo ne!)

[Samon] sō da na

[Kiji] (honto ne!)

[All] warera nanbaka!

[Samon] korinai yatsura nya batsu o ataero

[All] chō. batsu. bō!

[Kiji] futatabi oshiete sodatete ageru wa

[All] sai. kyō. -iku!

[Kenshirou] minami ni nami to kaite

[All] Nanba! warera o nameru na!  shūjin-tomo!

Kanji:

[犬士郎] 南に波と書いて 

[全] ナ・ン・バ!   我らを舐めるな!  囚人共!

[犬士郎] 「強く正しく…それが正義だ。」

[キジ] 「美しく、アンタ達を叩き直してあげる。」

[猿門] 「他のヤツらと違って俺は容赦しねぇぞ! 」

[犬士郎] 難攻不落の要塞城 猫の子一匹通さない!

[キジ] いつだって完璧だから あくびでも出ちゃいそう

[猿門] でも必ず現れる ここの規律を乱すヤツら

[全] 今日も今日とて我らの さぁ力を見せつけろ

[全] 抜け出したら捕まえる職務執行

[犬士郎] 乱暴? 横暴?  

[キジ] いやそうではない!

[全] 正義はこれくらいが丁度良い!

      他の舎の連中にはそう負けられない

      特にあいつだ 双六一!

[犬士郎] そうだろ 

[キジ] (そうよね! )

[猿門] そうだな 

[キジ] (ホントね! )

[全] 我らナンバカ!

[猿門] 懲りないヤツらにゃ罰を与えろ 

[全] 懲・罰・房!

[キジ] 再び教えて育ててあげるわ 

[全] 再・教・育!

[犬士郎] 南に波と書いて 

[全] ナ・ン・バ!   我らを舐めるな! 囚人共!

[猿門] 「13の門にもたらす秩序」 

          これこそが俺らの絶対論

          何遍も一々一々同じことを 言わすんじゃねぇ

[猿門] 「扉を破るな!  

[全] 金輪際! 」

[キジ] 「牢屋抜け出すな!  

[全] 問題外! 」

[犬士郎] 「よく聴け貴様ら...

[全] もういない? ! 」  反省が足りないな

[犬士郎] 堅牢強固の教育城 謹厳実直ソサエティ

[キジ] ここでの日々はまるで 

        「真人間シミュレーション」

[猿門] ちゃんと従えばいいものを 

         なにやら不審な動き感知

[全] まだまだ懲りてない無法者 さあ出番だ今行くぞ

[全] 抜け出したら捕まえて教育実行

[猿門] 理想? 完璧?

[キジ]  いやそんなもんじゃない!

[全] 「真面目」なんてくらいじゃ償えない!

       他の舎の囚人もその全てを

       鍛え直すぞ南波刑務所

[犬士郎] そうだろ

[キジ] (そうでしょ? )

[猿門] そうだな

[キジ] (そうよね! )

[全] これがナンバカ!

[全] 抜け出したら捕まえる職務執行

[犬士郎] 乱暴? 横暴?

[キジ] いやそうではない!

[全] 正義はこれくらいが丁度良い!

[全] 他の舎の連中にはそう負けられない

[犬士郎] 特に態度は最悪 

[キジ] バカ力だけの

[猿門] 偉そうな 双六一!

[犬士郎] そうだろ 

[キジ] (そうよね! )

[猿門] そうだな

[キジ] (ホントね! )

[全] 我らナンバカ!

[猿門] 懲りないヤツらにゃ罰を与えろ 

[全] 懲・罰・房!

[キジ] 再び教えて育ててあげるわ 

[全] 再・教・育!

[犬士郎] 南に波と書いて 

[全] ナ・ン・バ!   我らを舐めるな!  囚人共!

English:

[Kenshirou] Write it from the "南(minami)" to the "波(nami)"

[All] Nanba! Don't underestimate us, prisoners!

[Kenshirou] "Strongly and properly... that is how justice is done."

[Kiji] "Cleanly, I will beat you into shape."

[Samon] "Unlike the others, I won't be forgiving!"

[Kenshirou] One kitten cannot pass the impregnable fortress!

[Kiji] I'm always perfect, but even I let a yawn slip out.

[Samon] But surely it's come out that those guys have corrupt discipline.

[All] Today, again, we'll show your our strength

[All] Catching you when you break out is our execution of duties.

[Kenshirou] Assaulting? Running riots?

[Kiji] No, it's not like that!

[All] This sort of justice is just fine!

       We can't lose to those guys in the other buildings

       Especially that guy, Hajime Sugoroku!

[Kenshirou] That's right, isn't it?

[Kiji] (So it is!)

[Samon] Yeah, that's right!

[Kiji] (It's true, isn't it!?)

[All] We are Nanbaka!

[Samon] I'll punish those guys who won't learn their lesson

[All] A piece of reprimand!

[Kiji] I'll raise them and educate them for a second time

[All] Re-education!

[Kenshirou] Write it from the "南(minami)" to the "波(nami)"

[All] Nanba! Don't underestimate us, prisoners!

[Samon] "I'll bring about order to Gate Thirteen."

              This is our absolute theory

              I won't say the same thing over and over,

              over and over again

[Samon] "Don't break the door!"

[All] "There's no way we'd ever!"

[Kiji] "Don't break out of prison!"

[All] "That's out of the question!"

[Kenshirou] "Listen carefully, you guys..."

[All] "Aren't we already?"

        You're not reflecting on this enough

[Kenshirou] The sturdy and stable 'fortress of education' is a sober and honest society

[Kiji] Every day here makes it seem like I'm a "simulation of an honest man"

[Samon] You should pay attention to sensing unusual movements

[All] The outlaws who still won't learn their lessons,

       it's your turn to work, let's go now

[All] Catching you when you break out is how we educate.

[Samon] Is it ideal? Is it perfect?

[Kiji] No, that's not how it is!

[All] "Seriousness" is something we can't make up for!

        We will also discipline all the inmates in the other buildings at Nanba Prison

[Kenshirou] That's right, isn't it?

[Kiji] (Yes, isn't it?)

[Samon] That's right!

[Kiji] (Yes, that's it, isn't it?

[All] This is Nanbaka!

[All] Catching you when you break out is our execution of duties.

[Kenshirou] Assaulting? Running riots?

[Kiji] No, it's not like that!

[All] This sort of justice is just fine!

[All] We can't lose to those guys in the other buildings

[Kenshirou] Especially when the behaviour is at its worst

[Kiji] With sheer animal strength

[Samon] That self-important Hajime Sugoroku!

[Kenshirou] That's right, isn't it?

[Kiji] (So it is!)

[Samon] Yeah, that's right!

[Kiji] (It's true, isn't it!?)

[All] We are Nanbaka!

[Samon] I'll punish those guys who won't learn their lesson

[All] A piece of reprimand!

[Kiji] I'll raise them and educate them for a second time

[All] Re-education!

[Kenshirou] Write it from the "南(minami)" to the "波(nami)"

[All] Nanba! Don't underestimate us, prisoners!

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