Yokoso Sougiya E ようこそ葬儀屋へ

Anime: Black Butler II 黒執事 II (Kuroshitsuji II)

Artist: Junichi Suwabe

Album: Kuroshitsuji II Character Song~Undertaker

Romaji:

shousei sougiya andaateikaa

go irai no hi o omachi shite'masu

anata no karada kirei ni shimashou

saa jikkuri to oshirabe shimashou

shousei sougiya andaateikaa

go irai no ken hikiukemashou

anata dake no tame tezukuri kan'oke

negokochi saikou kitto manzoku shimasu

jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai

shousei ga otetsudai shimasu

utsukushiku uruwashiku irodori mashou

tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii

anata no karada wa shousei no mono

onayami muyou urei mo muyou

itsudemo okigaru ni go soudan are

shousei sougiya andaateikaa

ura jouhou mo teikyou shimasu

onozomi naraba pinku no shiori de

anata no unmei sashikae shimasu

nurui koucha to yakitate no kukkii de

saa yukkuri ohanashi shimashou

taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii

tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii

kyoumo shitai to tawamure mashou

enryo wa muyou okane mo muyou

towa no nemuri e izanai mashou

"saate konkai go shoukai suru medama shouhin wa kochira

 shousei tezukuri no tokusei koukyuu kan'oke

 kiwaku wa Weeruzu san no koukyuu mahoganii

 o futon wa Yookushaa san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki Uuru

 kan'oke ippai no howaito ririi ga

 anata no karada oyasashiku tsutsumikomu

 ihihihihi"

jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai

shousei ga otetsudai shimasu

anata no karada o utsukushiku uruwashiku irodori mashou

tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii

anata no karada wa shousei no mono

o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou

itsudemo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are

towa no nemuri e izanaimashou

ihihihihi

Kanji:

小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー
ご依頼の日を　おまちしてます
あなたの身体　キレイにしましょう
さあじっくりと　お調べしましょう

小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー
ご依頼の件　引き受けましょう
あなただけのため　手づくり棺おけ
寝心地最高　きっと満足します

人生最後にして　最高の晴れ舞台
小生が　お手伝いします
美しく麗しく　彩りましょう

楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい
あなたの身体は　小生のモノ
お悩み無用　憂いも無用
いつでも　お気軽に　ご相談あれ

小生　葬儀屋　アンダーテイカー
裏情報も　提供します
お望みならば　ピンクのしおりで
あなたの運命　差し換えします

ぬるい紅茶と焼きたてのクッキーで
さあゆっくり　お話しましょう
対価は極上の笑いだけでいい

楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい
今日も死体と　戯れましょう
遠慮は無用　お金も無用
永遠（とわ）の　眠りへ　いざないましょう

『さーて、今回ご紹介する、目玉商品はこちら。
小生手作り特製高級棺桶。
木枠は、ウェールズ産の高級マホガニー
お布団はヨークシャー産の品質認定書付きウール。
棺桶いっぱいのホワイトリリィが
あなたの身体をやさしく包み込む。
イーッヒッヒッヒッヒ…。』

人生最後にして　最高の晴れ舞台
小生が　お手伝いします
あなたの身体を　美しく麗しく　彩りましょう

楽しい楽しい　葬儀屋楽しい
あなたの身体は　小生のモノ
お悩み無用　憂いも無用
いつでも　お気軽に　ご相談あれ

永遠の眠りへ　いざないましょう
イーッヒッヒッヒッヒ…。

English:

My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,

and I humbly await the day to provide service to you.

Let me make your body nice and clean,

and allow me to examine you carefully.

My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,

and I humbly accept your request for service.

I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you,

and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.

In the big moment of your life's conclusion,

please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.

I will paint it beautifully and lovably.

How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!

Your body will be in my possession.

There's no need to be troubled or distressed,

because you can always feel free to consult me.

My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,

and I can also provide you some underground information.

If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark

and completely change your destiny.

Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies,

and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat.

The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.

How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!

Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses.

There's no need for restraint or money.

Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.

"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today:

 a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self.

 The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales,

 and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter.

 In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced

 by the countless white lilies placed around you.

 Ahehehehe..."

In the big moment of your life's conclusion,

please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.

I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.

How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!

Your body will be in my possession.

There's no need to be troubled or distressed,

because you can always feel free to consult me.

Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.

Ahehehehe...

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