Ah Osaka dreamin'night あゝオオサカdreamin'night

Anime: Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

             ヒプノシスマイク -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Artist: Dotsuitare Hompo (Takaya Kuroda, Ryouta Iwasaki 

            & Kengo Kawanishi)

Album: Ah Osaka dreamin'night

Romaji:

[Sasara] Hai domo DOTSUITARE HOMPO desu

             Sammui ondokei minus yondo desu Eh

             dare no seitte ondoreya ondore

             Potto de shiroutogei ni sasu todome

             Tateita ni mizu sara sara to nagareru ga

             Nagasareru ki wa sara saranai

             Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nuru de

             Sasaran yatsu wa oran yaro yuute

             Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja

             Furidashi ni modoru sono te no dice

             Ima sara jitabata shite mo shirangana

             Tamuketaro ka higanbana

             I'm a Tragic Comedy number one

             Mattanashi kyoumo maku ga aitara

             Kuchi no waruso na oshiri ni oshioki chuu

             Igo omishiri oki yoroshuu hona ne

[All] Hora ugomeku dai tokai

       Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

       Yudanetemi iya sono mi o 

       ladies and gentlemen (Fooo!)

       Sukkyanentte hold me tight

       Aa oosaka dreamin' night

       Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

       Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

[Sasara] Yoku iware masse messa shibui

[Rosho] Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

[Rei] Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

[All] DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

[Rei] Entenka sura kourasu gerende sura tokasu

        Terentekuda no kazu gensen suru tefuda

        Fukuro no Nezumi-chan ga mata

        Furasu chi no ame call me rainmaker

        Namida to kane call me rainmaker

        Sashidasu kasa hora

        Itsudemo ame yadore

        Hadaka no baby awaya dorei

        Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei

        Ikasazu korosazu shitsukeru

        Kyoushi manzaishi ishi bengoshi

        Shi to ao ga reshimono mina petenshi

        Ore wa MC hito yonde MasterMind

[All] Hora ugomeku dai tokai

       Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

       Yudanetemi iya sono mi o 

       ladies and gentlemen (Fooo!)

       Sukkyanentte hold me tight

       Aa oosaka dreamin' night

       Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

       Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

[Sasara] Yoku iware masse messa shibui

[Rosho] Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

[Rei] Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

[All] DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

[Rosho] Ah, o-ore? Oke, eeto doushiyo?

            Ah, o-ore wa Rosho... Tsutsujimori...

            Tsuzuki no moji ga dete koohen

            Ah yabai doushiyo aaah

            yabai Gomen, doushiyo?

[Sasara] Hey teacher, WISDOM, hitokoto iisuu ka?

[Rosho] Iya ore no ban ya warikomisu na!

[Sasara] Hah, nani agarishou ki ni sun na!

             Orera ga kumeba itchou agarissho!

[Rosho] Shomo na iya dajareyan Koko ni kite no dajare akaten

[Sasara] Kamahen kamahen sono choushi de come again

[Rosho] Iya gaki no tsukai yara arahen de omae

[Sasara] Iku zo! Kokuban, getabako, chooku, surippa

[Rosho] Ijimekko tachi ni chooku suriipaa?

[Sasara] Oo kurushii ka mada koufuku shinai?

[Rosho] Jaa taki ni ai no muchi oufuku binta?

[Sasara] Akan, akan

[Rosho] Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai

            Kyoui kushi naosu kuoufu no ichiya

            Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa

            Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!

[All] Hora ugomeku dai tokai

       Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

       Yudanetemi iya sono mi o

       ladies and gentlemen (Fooo!)

       Sukkyanentte hold me tight

       Aa oosaka dreamin' night

       Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa

       Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

[Sasara] Yoku iware masse messa shibui

[Rosho] Yo kushibare okuba to kenshi

[Rei] Monku tareru kasu wa minna guilty

[All] DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Kanji:

[簓] はい、どーもー  どついたれ本舗で～す

      さっむい温度計マイナス4度です

      誰のせい？っておんどれやおんどれ

      ポッと出 素人芸に刺すトドメ

      立て板に水 さらさらと流れるが

      流される気は さらさらない

      むしろ俺色に真っさらに塗るで

      刺さらん奴はおらんやろ？言うて

      フリも出汁も効いてへんライムじゃ

      振り出しに戻るその手のダイス

      今更ジタバタしても知らんがな

      手向けたろか？彼岸花

      I'm Tragic Comedy no.1

      待ったなし今日も幕が開いたら

      口の悪そなお尻にお仕置き中

      以後お見知り置きよろしゅう！ほなねー

[全] ほら、うごめく大都会

      今宵も揺らめくスポットライト

      ゆだねてみいやその身を

      ladies＆gentlemen (Fooo!)

      すっきゃねんって hold me tight

      あゝオオサカ dreamin'night

      「やかましいくらいがちょうどええわ」

      これがナニワのスタイリー

[簓] ｢よ～く言われまっせめっさシブい」

[蘆笙] ｢yo！食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯」

[零] ｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー」

[全] ｢どついたれ本舗インダビルディング」

[零] 炎天下すら凍らす

      ゲレンデすら溶かす

      手練手管の数

      厳選する手札

      袋のネズミちゃんがまた

      降らす血の雨

      call me rainmaker

      涙と金 call me rainmaker

      差し出す傘 ほら

      いつでも雨宿れ、

      裸のbaby

      あわや奴隷…

      でも騙されたのは貴方のせい

      生かさず殺さずしつける

      教師、漫才師、医師、弁護士、

      師と仰がれし者、皆ペテン師

      俺はMC

      人呼んで MasterMind

[全] ほら、うごめく大都会

      今宵も揺らめくスポットライト

      ゆだねてみいやその身を

      ladies＆gentlemen (Fooo!)

      すっきゃねんって hold me tight

      あゝオオサカ dreamin'night

      「やかましいくらいがちょうどええわ」

      これがナニワのスタイリー

[簓] ｢よ～く言われまっせめっさシブい」

[蘆笙] ｢yo！食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯」

[零] ｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー」

[全] ｢どついたれ本舗インダビルディング」

[蘆笙] あ？お、俺？オケ、ええーと、どうしよ

         あー、お、俺は蘆笙…躑躅森…

         続きの文字が出てこおへん…

         あ、ヤバイ…どうしよ…ああぁ…

         ヤバイ…ごめん、どうしよ…

[簓] ｢へい！ティーチャー WISDOM 一言良いっすか？」

[蘆笙] いや、俺の番や割り込みすな！

[簓] ｢あ？何？あがり症？

      気にすんな 俺らが組めば一丁あがりっしょ！」

[蘆笙] しょーもな、いや駄洒落やん

         ここにきての…駄洒落…赤点

[簓] ｢かまへんかまへんその調子でカマゲン」

[蘆笙] いや、ガキの使いやあらへんで…お前

[簓] ｢いくぞ！黒板、下駄箱、チョーク、スリッパ」

[蘆笙] …いじめっ子達にチョークスリーパー？

[簓] ｢おぉおぉ苦しいか？まだ降伏しない？」

[蘆笙] じゃあ、時に愛の鞭、往復ビンタ？

[簓] ｢あかんあかん」

[蘆笙] マイク握れば容赦はしない

         教育し直す恐怖の一夜

         人間以下動物未満のヘイター

         しつけるトップブリーダー！！！

[全] ほら、うごめく大都会

      今宵も揺らめくスポットライト

      ゆだねてみいやその身を

      ladies＆gentlemen (Fooo!)

      すっきゃねんって hold me tight

      あゝオオサカ dreamin'night

      「やかましいくらいがちょうどええわ」

      これがナニワのスタイリー

[簓] ｢よ～く言われまっせめっさシブい」

[蘆笙] ｢yo！食いしばれ奥歯と犬歯」

[零] ｢文句垂れるカスはみんなギルティー」

[全] ｢どついたれ本舗インダビルディング」

English:

[Sasara] Hi there~ It’s Dotsuitare Hompo~

             Seems like the temperature’s dropped below 4 degrees

             Who’s responsible? You, you assholes

             Out of the pot, a finishing blow for you amateurs

             A flow so smooth like running water

             But not enough to sweep me away

             Rather, I’ll merely paint you in color

             I’m not the type to lie down and get stabbed, you know?

             Is there really a way to rhyme “free” with “dashi”

             Go back to the start with a toss of the dice

             It’s too late to try and struggle, don’t ask me

             An offering for you? Higanbana

             I’m a Tragic Comedy, no.1

             No waiting, not when the curtains open today

             Being a foul-mouthed ass deserves a punishment, right

             Then after this let’s get to know each other well~

[All] Look at the writhing big city

       Tonight’s sparkling spotlight

       Entrust me with your body 

       now, ladies & gentlemen (Fooo!)

       I like it when you hold me tight

       Ahh, Osaka dreamin’ night

       “Let’s make it noisy in here”

       This is Naniwa’s Style~

[Sasara] It’s no good to be told that it’s too hard~

[Rosho] Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth

[Rei] All the scum that complain are guilty

[All] Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!

[Rei] Things freeze even under the burning sun

        Ski slopes melt even in the cold

        A frequent use of wiles, a careful selection of cards

        Mice get shoved into a bag

        I make the blood rain, call me rainmaker

        Tears and money, call me rainmaker

        Hold out your umbrella,

        look I’ll always keep you shelter from the rain

        In no time, baby, you’ll be my naked slave

        But it’s your own fault that you got deceived

        I’ll discipline you while keeping you alive

        Teacher, manzai, doctor, lawyer

        Those who everyone looks up to, all swindlers

        I’m an MC, call me MasterMind

[All] Look at the writhing big city

       Tonight’s sparkling spotlight

       Entrust me with your body 

       now, ladies & gentlemen (Fooo!)

       I like it when you hold me tight

       Ahh, Osaka dreamin’ night

       “Let’s make it noisy in here”

       This is Naniwa’s Style~

[Sasara] It’s no good to be told that it’s too hard~

[Rosho] Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth

[Rei] All the scum that complain are guilty

[All] Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!

[Rosho] Ah? Oh, me next? Okay, er, um, now what…

            Aah, I-I’m, Rosho Tsutsujimori…

            Then, um, the next letter to come out is, uh…

            Ah, crap… what do I do…!

[Sasara] Hey, teacher! WISDOM, can I put in a few words?

[Rosho] No, don’t interrupt on my turn!

[Sasara] Huh? Getting stage-fright?

             Don’t worry about it! If we work together we’ll get through it!

[Rosho] That’s useless, and stop with those puns!

            Puns… come here and I’ll- give you a failing mark-

[Sasara] No problem, no problem

             Let’s keep the rhythm without quarreling!

[Rosho] No, this isn’t "Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende"

[Sasara] Let’s go! Blackboard, shoebox, chalk, slippers!

[Rosho] …stopping bullies with a choke-hold?

[Sasara] Oh, it’s not painful yet? You aren’t giving up?

[Rosho] Then, sometimes a loving lashing

            Can be like a double slap to the face?

[Sasara] No good, no good!

[Rosho] If you’re holding a mic then I won’t have mercy

            In one night I’ll make you fear re-education

            A hater is less than human; less than animal

            I’ll be your disciplinary top breeder!!

[All] Look at the writhing big city

       Tonight’s sparkling spotlight

       Entrust me with your body 

       now, ladies & gentlemen (Fooo!)

       I like it when you hold me tight

       Ahh, Osaka dreamin’ night

       “Let’s make it noisy in here”

       This is Naniwa’s Style~

[Sasara] It’s no good to be told that it’s too hard~

[Rosho] Yo! So grit your molar and canine teeth

[Rei] All the scum that complain are guilty

[All] Dotsuitare Hompo in the building!

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