Nausa de Zuiqu

Anime: Hypnosis Mic -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

             ヒプノシスマイク -Division Rap Battle- Rhyme Anima

Artist: Subaru Kimura & Shintarou Asanuma

Album: Hypnosis Mic -Before the Battle- The Dirty Dawg

Romaji:

[Ichirou] Oi, koko hyaku juu do ssu yo.

              Sassato deta houga iin janaissu ka?

[Samatoki] Ha? Nani itteka mattaku wakannee wa.

                 Omae koso mecha kucha bootoo shiten janai ka.

                 Sauna quizu ja makenee yo.

[Ichirou] Mondai! Sauna wa nani go?

[Samatoki] Finrandogo [ O ]

                 Nanda sono henachoko, ikuze kora mondai!

                 Sauna no kigen wa-

[Ichirou] Ni sen nen ijou mae [ X ] Nanda omae?

[Samatoki] --mada mondai no tochuu! Haha!

                 Hasshou wa Finrando no nai chihou?

[Ichirou] Gareria chichou [ O ]

[Ichirou] Mondai!

              Atsuku yaketa ishi no ue ni mizu wo kake jouki wo hassei saseru

              Finrando no dentouteki na sauna no houhou wa nan to iu?

[Samatoki] That’s rouryu [ O ]

[Samatoki] Mondai!

                 Dewa hou ya,kore wa motomoto nani wo suru tame no koya?

[Ichirou] Oya? Shiranai to demo omou?

             Kotae wa shokuryouchozou to sumooku [ O ]

[Ichirou] Mondai!

              Kodate ya manshon, yotto ya baatou arayuru basho ni aru

              sauna da ga ichiban bikkuri suru basho wa…

[Samatoki] Kokkaigijidou no naka [ O ]

[All] Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu

       Dokomade mo iku, mun mun mun!

       Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru

       Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!

       Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure

       Acchicchi chekecheke racho (chou)

       Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ kokko sutta mon da

[Ichirou] Mada mada…

[Samatoki] Yase gaman sunna! Mada mada!

[Ichirou] Kitsusoussu yo!

[Samatoki] Mondai!

                 Go hyaku yon juu man nin no Finrando jin ga douji ni ha ireru hodo

                 sonzai suru sauna no kazu wa nan to suitei nanko?

[Ichirou] Ni-sanbyaku man ko [ O ]

[Ichirou] Mondai! Natsu wa mizuumi ni JUST tobikomi,

              fuyu wa yuki no ue wo korogattari

              Touketsu shita mizu umi wo watte

              tsukutta ana ni haittari suru

              Hanpanai sauna no ato no koui wo nan to iu?

[Samatoki] Kuuringu [ O ]

[Samatoki] Mondai! Finrando de wa nani mo shitakunee

                 toki ni tsukawareru hyougen

                 sauna yaru keinen to wa ittai dou iu imi?

[Ichirou] Sauna no ato! [ O ]

[Ichirou] Mondai! Shirakaba no eda wo tabaneta mono de

              karada wo tataku massaaji to wa?

[Samatoki] Kekkou sokushin, sakkin,

                 hoshitsu sayou no kouka bihita! [ O ]

[All] Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu

       Dokomade mo iku, mun mun mun!

       Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru

       Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!

       Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure

       Acchicchi chekecheke racho (chou)

       Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ kokko sutta monda

[Ichirou] Mada mada mada

[Samatoki] Oi oi, omae jibun no ase de obore chimaun janee ka?

                 Mada Mada Mada

[Ichirou] Uwah! Chotto meii chatte masu kedo!

[Samatoki] Sosoro gibu appu shiro boke ah.

                 Omae no ritaia mitodokete yaritai ya.

[Ichirou] Me no mae ga furafura ni juu ni mieru

             Dokomade mo iku kikansha no RAIL

[Samatoki] Ah ah haraetta…

[Ichirou] Mizu nomitee, mizu nomitee

[Samatoki] koitsu nande konna ni kuwashiin da yo?

[Ichirou] hayaku mizuburo ni tobikomitee ked

[All] U ~o~o ̄ ! Mada madamada

[All] Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu

       Dokomade mo iku, mun mun mun!

       Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru

       Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!

       Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure

       Acchicchi chekecheke racho (chou)

       Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ kokko sutta mon da

(Ha ha ha ha)

[All] Ichiro to Samatoki nausa de zuiqu

       Dokomade mo iku, mun mun mun!

       Pekereba heru, pinpon demo mata heru

       Hyaku juu do no jouki wo bun bun bun!

       Nobasete furatsuite suchiimu ni te ga fure

       Acchicchi chekecheke racho (chou)

       Odore ya hippu hoppu de rappu (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ kokko sutta mon da

[Ichirou] teka, temee nande konna toko niinda yo! nanishi ni kitanda yo!

[Samatoki] iya, koko doko dato omottenda? sauna ni kimattendaro

[Ichirou] aa, so-

[Samatoki] tsuka, ozen muri sunna damatte shita no kata ni suwattoki

[Ichirou] temee koso suwaru toko machigatte n janee no ka?

             ue wa sauna no joukyu shamukeda yo!

[Samatoki] Aa!?

[Ichirou] Aa? atama kurakura shi chatten janee no? hayaku dero

[Samatoki] uruse na koko wa gaki ga kuru toko janeendayo!

[Ichirou] urusettenda.

[Samatoki] omae ga hayaku dero yo, ora!

[Ichirou] bihita sun natte! ita! yamero! cho, oi

              a, mo, rouryu! hissatsu rouryu!

[Samatoki] ee? abu ne!- oi!-

Kanji:

[一郎] 「おい、ここ110度っすよ？」

          「さっさと出た方がいいんじゃないっすか？｣

[左馬刻] 「あﾞぁ？何言ってっか全くわかんねぇわ!」

            「お前こそ滅茶苦茶ぼーっとしてんじゃねぇか？」

            「サウナクイズじゃ負けねぇよ!｣

[一郎] 問題!　サウナは何語？

[左馬刻] A.フィンランド語

            なんだそのへなちょこ　行くぜこら問題!

[左馬刻] サウナの起源は

[一郎] 2000年以上前　なんだお前

[左馬刻] まだ問題の途中　はは!

            発祥はフィンランドの何地方？

[一郎] A.ガレリア地方

[一郎] 問題!

         熱く焼けた石の上に水をかけ蒸気を発生させる

         フィンランドの伝統的なサウナの方法を何という？

[左馬刻] A.That's ロウリュ

[左馬刻] 問題!　では、坊や

            これはもともと何をするための小屋？

[一郎] A.おや？　知らないとでも思う？

         答えは食料貯蔵とスモーク

[一郎] 問題!　戸建てやマンション、ヨットやバー等

         あらゆる場所にあるサウナだが

         1番びっくりする場所は？

[左馬刻] A.国会議事堂の中

[全] 一郎と左馬刻  ナウサでズイクー

      どこまでもいくー　ムンムンムン

      ペケればヘル　ピンポンでもまたヘル

      110度の蒸気をブンブンブン

      のぼせて　ふらついて　スチームに手が触れ

      アッチッチーチェケチェケラッチョ(チョー)

      おどれやヒップホップでラップ(Foo!Foo!Foo!)

      DJ こっこすったもんだ

[一郎] まだまだ

[左馬刻] 「痩せ我慢すんな!」 まだまだ

[一郎] 「きつそうっすよ？」

[左馬刻] 問題! 540万人のフィンランド人が同時に入れるほど

            存在するサウナの数はなんと　推定何個？

[一郎] A.2-300万個

[一郎] 問題!　夏は湖に just 飛び込み、

         冬は雪の上を転がったり、

         凍結した湖を割って作った穴に入ったりする

         半端ないサウナの後の行為を何という？

[左馬刻] A.クーリング

[左馬刻] 問題! フィンランドでは何もしたくねぇ時に使われる表現

            サウナンヤルケイネンとは一体　どういう意味？

[一郎] A.サウナの後

[一郎] 問題! シラカバの枝を束ねたもので

         体を叩くマッサージとは？([左馬刻] yeah yeah)

[左馬刻] A.血行促進、殺菌、保湿作用の効果　ヴィヒタ

[全] 一郎と左馬刻  ナウサでズイクー

       どこまでもいくー　ムンムンムン

       ペケればヘル　ピンポンでもまたヘル

       110度の蒸気をブンブンブン

       のぼせて　ふらついて　スチームに手が触れ

       アッチッチーチェケチェケラッチョ(チョー)

       おどれやヒップホップでラップ(Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ こっこすったもんだ

[一郎] まだまだまだ

[左馬刻] 「おいおい」

            「お前自分の汗で溺れちまうんじゃねぇか？」

             まだまだまだ

[一郎] 「うわー!ちょっと目ぇイッちゃってますけどー」

[左馬刻] そろそろギブアップしろボケ　あー、、。

            お前のリタイヤ　見届けてやりたいや～

[一郎] 目の前がフラフラ2重に見える

         どこまでもいく機関車の Rail

[左馬刻] あ～あ～腹減った

[一郎] 水飲みてー　水飲みてー

[左馬刻] こいつなんでこんな詳しいんだよー

[一郎] はやく水風呂に飛び込みてーけど、、

[全] うぉぉー!　まだまだまだ

[全] 一郎と左馬刻  ナウサでズイクー

      どこまでもいくー　ムンムンムン

      ペケればヘル　ピンポンでもまたヘル

      110度の蒸気をブンブンブン

      のぼせて　ふらついて　スチームに手が触れ

      アッチッチーチェケチェケラッチョ(チョー)

      おどれやヒップホップでラップ(Foo!Foo!Foo!)

      DJ こっこすったもんだ

(ハハハッハッハー)

[全] 一郎と左馬刻  ナウサでズイクー

      どこまでもいくー　ムンムンムン

      ペケればヘル　ピンポンでもまたヘル

      110度の蒸気をブンブンブン

      のぼせて　ふらついて　スチームに手が触れ

      アッチッチーチェケチェケラッチョ(チョー)

      おどれやヒップホップでラップ(Foo!Foo!Foo!)

      DJ こっこすったもんだ

[一郎] 「てか、てめぇなんでこんなとこにいんだよ!」

          「何しに来たんだよ!」

[左馬刻] 「いや、ここどこだと思ってんだ？」  「サウナに決まってんだろ!」

[一郎] 「あそー」

[左馬刻] 「つか、お前無理すんな」

[一郎] 「はぁ？」

[左馬刻] 「黙って下の方に座っとけ」

[一郎] 「てめぇこそ座るとこ間違ってんじゃねえのか？」

         「上はサウナの上級者向けだよ!」

[左馬刻] 「あﾞぁ？」

[一郎] 「あ？頭くらくらしちゃってんじゃねえの？」  「早く出ろー」

[左馬刻] 「うるせぇな」 「ここはガキが来るとこじゃねぇんだよ!」

[一郎] 「うるせぇってなんだ」

[左馬刻] 「お前が早く出ろよ、おら!」

[一郎] 「ヴィヒタすんなって!イタッ!やめろ!」

         「ちょ、おい、あ、も、ロウリュ!必殺ロウリュ!｣

[左馬刻] 「ぇ？あぶね!おい!」

English:

[Ichirou] Hey, it's 110° in here!

              You sure you don't wanna get out already?

[Samatoki] Ahh? The hell you're talking about?

                 Dunno about you, but I ain't losing any sauna quiz.

[Ichirou] Question! "Sauna"'s what word?

[Samatoki] A Finnish word! What's with that lame question?

                 C'mon, you're up next! Saunas first appeared-

[Ichirou] Over 2000 years ago! What the heck?

[Samatoki] I wasn't done talking! Haha!

                 Saunas first appeared in what part of Finland?

[Ichirou] The Karelia region!

[Ichirou] Question! It's a Finnish custom to throw water on hot rocks

              to produce steam inside saunas.

              What's this process called?

[Samatoki] That's "Löyly"!

[Samatoki] Question! Well then, kid, now tell me.

                 What were saunas originally used for?

[Ichirou] Oh? You think I don't know?

             The answer's storing and smoking food!

[Ichirou] Question! Saunas are found in outhouses,

             apartments, yachts, bars, and so on.

             But the most surprising sauna spot is?

[Samatoki] The Finnish Parliament House!

[All] Ichiro and Samatoki, a quiz at the sauna!

       How far will they go, hot, hot, hot!

       The wrong answer's hell, but the right answer's also hell!

       Sweating in 110° steam, buzz buzz buzz!

       Feeling dizzy, feeling muzzy,touching the boiling steam!

       Ouch, ow, ow! Check it, check it out, yo!

       Dance to the hip to the hop to the rap! (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ, bring that beat!

[Ichirou] It ain't over yet!

[Samatoki] Hah, you're sweating bullets already!

                 C'mon, next question!

[Ichirou] Look who's talking!

[Samatoki] Question! There are enough saunas in Finland

                 to fit 5.4 million Finnish citizens at the same time.

                 Just how many are there?

[Ichirou] 2-3 million saunas!

[Ichirou] Question! Some people just jump into lakes during summer,

              roll around in the snow during winter,

              or dive into holes they've carved into frozen lakes

              after enjoying a sauna.

              What's this extreme after-sauna custom called?

[Samatoki] Cooling!

[Samatoki] Question! Whenever the Finnish don't feel like doing anything,

                 they say "saunanjälkeinen." What does this mean?

[Ichirou] "After the sauna!"

[Ichirou] Question! What's the special item made from bundled birch branches

             that's used for body massages called?

[Samatoki] Good for blood circulation, disinfection, as well as moisturizing skin,

                 it's called "vihta"!

[All] Ichiro and Samatoki, a quiz at the sauna!

       How far will they go, hot, hot, hot!

       The wrong answer's hell, but the right answer's also hell!

       Sweating in 110° steam, buzz buzz buzz!

       Feeling dizzy, feeling muzzy,touching the boiling steam!

       Ouch, ow, ow! Check it, check it out, yo!

       Dance to the hip to the hop to the rap! (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ, bring that beat!

[Ichirou] Let's keep going!

[Samatoki] Hey, brat, you're obviously drowning in sweat here!

                 It ain't over yet!

[Ichirou] Whoa- Your eyes look real crazy right now, you know that?

[Samatoki] Just hurry and give up already, idiot.

                 Ahhh… I swear, I'm not quitting till you lose!

[Ichirou] My eyes are getting blurry, and I'm starting to see double…

              How much longer is this crazy rail gonna go?

[Samatoki] Ahh, ahh, I'm starving…

[Ichirou] I'm dying for some water…

[Samatoki] Why the hell does this guy know so much about saunas anyway?

[Ichirou] I just wanna jump into the cold bath right now! But-

[All] But- not yet not yet

[All] Ichiro and Samatoki, a quiz at the sauna!

       How far will they go, hot, hot, hot!

       The wrong answer's hell, but the right answer's also hell!

       Sweating in 110° steam, buzz buzz buzz!

       Feeling dizzy, feeling muzzy,touching the boiling steam!

       Ouch, ow, ow! Check it, check it out, yo!

       Dance to the hip to the hop to the rap! (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ, bring that beat!

(Ha ha ha ha)

[All] Ichiro and Samatoki, a quiz at the sauna!

       How far will they go, hot, hot, hot!

       The wrong answer's hell, but the right answer's also hell!

       Sweating in 110° steam, buzz buzz buzz!

       Feeling dizzy, feeling muzzy,touching the boiling steam!

       Ouch, ow, ow! Check it, check it out, yo!

       Dance to the hip to the hop to the rap! (Foo!Foo!Foo!)

       DJ, bring that beat!

[Ichirou] By the way, what are you doing in a place like this?

              Why are you even here?

[Samatoki] Huh? Where do you think this is?

                 I'm here for the sauna, obviously!

[Ichirou] Oh, really.

[Samatoki] Anyhow, don't push yourself, kid.

                 Go sit somewhere cooler

[Ichirou] Speak for yourself! This spot's reserved for sauna VIPs only!

[Samatoki] Aah!?

[Ichirou] Aah? You sure your brain's still working in this heat?

             Just hurry and leave!

[Samatoki] Oh, shut up! This ain't a place for brats!

[Ichirou] Huh!? What's that supposed to mean!?

[Samatoki] Get outta here already, why don't you?

[Ichirou] Hah? Oi, stop hitting me with the vihta! Ow! Hey, I said st-

              Ah, sheesh! Löyly! Killer strike, Löyly!

[Samatoki] Hey! That's dangero- Oi!

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